Creator Lord Beerus
Type Freak
Alignment Chaotic Evil
Attitude Idiotic
Fighting style Short- to mid-range
Abilities Shooting hens
Explosive hens
High Speed
Status Alive
Occupation Illegal Alien
Allies Unknown (Possibly Assbox himself)
Enemies Trashman

Asshen is a Graylien BLU Spy TF2 Monster created by YouTube user Lord Beerus. He is also an Assbox knockoff.

His theme song is the instrumental version of Hearts a Mess by Gotye.

Appearance and Personality

Asshen is a BLU Graylien Spy in an Escapist outfit, with a Captain Space Mann helmet. He also wears a Buty Bozo. And what separates him from normal Spies, is that he wears no gloves.

A very strange individual described at best, his actions are generally quite random and seemingly without reason.

While appearing to be a rather extraterrestrial individual, he often has some violent tendencies to people who are quite oblivious towards his presence, mostly by attacking them with hens without any form of provocation whatsoever. Thus, his exact motive behind his actions are unknown.

How he interacts with other people is very odd: while announcing his name, he shows his buttocks to the person and proceeds to fart in their face. Usually, a hen spawns out of thin air and attacks the person in question, killing them in the process- though sometimes he may choose a more direct approach and shoot hens out of his mouth while exclaiming 'hen' repeatedly.

Powers and Abilities

◾He can shoot out hens and hen bombs out of his mouth or rear.

◾He can slide away to meet his next victim as he finishes off his current one.

◾He appears by falling out of nowhere, landing on or near his target.

◾After he finishes his victim, he taunts the enemy such as farting on them, laugh at it, etc.

Faults and Weaknesses

◾Because of his undoubtedly stupid behavior, he may be fooled with extreme ease.

◾While engaging with someone else, Asshen may be prone to potential ambush from other freaks.

◾His durability may be no better than the average spy, which leaves him vulnerable to attacks from more stronger enemies.


  • Asshen is the first Freak to be based on the Freak, Assbox.
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